Sunday, July 25, 2010

Territoriality

Hi Humans,
One thing we dogs have in common with you humans is our desire to control territory. You make fun of our territoriality customs (like marking our territory with urine). You humans make it so complicated with deeds, fences, realtors, and lawyers. Isn't urine much simpler and less expensive? You should follow our example.
Chloe

Monday, July 12, 2010

Elton John

I love Elton John. He is a human I can really respect. Not only does he make great music, but he also does what is right no matter what the flock of sheep around him do.
Chloe

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Eating

I eat when I am hungry, and when I am full I stop eating. But some of you humans don't know when to stop eating. You eat for silly reasons, because you're sad, because you're happy, or whatever, to the point of making yourselves sick. Other humans starve themselves to maintain their figures. And you humans are supposed to be so much smarter than us dogs. You humans never cease to amaze me with your strange habits.
By the way, Mommy has started a new series of pendant beads with floral designs. You can check them out at Floral Pendants .