Fashion

Hi Humans,
I want to talk about fashion. You human ladies seem to think it's really important, and you talk about it alot on the web. I know I'm just a little dog, but I want to talk about it too. I have never seen a dog wearing lipstick. I guess that would be silly. They do make sweaters and stuff like that for dogs who live in cold places, but I'm a Southern California dog. I look cute au natural. As for jewelry, Mommy makes jewelry for humans and sells them on her web site at http://www.beadshaper.com/ and at her fashionable boutique on the second floor of the Andersonville Galleria at 5247 N Clark St in Chicago, and at the various arts and crafts shows she goes to in California. But she doesn't make any fashion jewelry for me even though I advertise her stuff on my blog. Do you think that's fair? Oh I guess I'm just a spoiled little doggie. I want everything (and get most of it).
Love,
Chloe