Airline Security

Hi Humans,
I hear humans complaining about the inconvenience of airport security. That's realy dumb. We dogs would never be so stupid. Humans! It's your lives that are at stake. If I were one of you guys, I would travel naked if that were necessary. We dogs are not so modest. Of course, I really don't expect that you would travel naked, but what about if everyone getting on a plane disrobed and put on pajamas supplied by the airline. That would be reasonable. But of course, you human's are so inflexible. It's impossible for you to vary your routine even if your life depended on it (as it does). This dog just can't understand you.
Chloe