Gun Show

Hi Humans,
I saw something really scary today. I saw a car parked at the curb with a big sign on top advertising "GUN SHOW." Now isn't that really spooky!!! What kind of creatures are you humans? Next time do I expect to see a sign advertising "BOMB SHOW"? or "POISON SHOW"?or "MURDERERS CONVENTION?" or "TERRORISTS GATHERING"? And you humans are supposed to be so civilized? And you look down on us dogs?
Why did God give you all those brains? And let you squander them? He should have given them to us dogs. We would have made a better world. But there must be a reason. After all, what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Chloe