Insults

Hi Humans,
I'm glad I'm a dog and not a human. You humans seem so hung up on sensitivies. You are so easily insulted. You care so much about who says what to whom. You get unhappy if someone looks at you the wrong way or says something using words that you consider offensive. You care so much about that stuff that you often miss what's really important.
As a dog, I'm happy if I am fed, my basic comforts are attended to, and I feel safe. Then you can call me whatever you want. Who cares?
Chloe